SEEEEXXX PLEASE
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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