Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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