Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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