He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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