let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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