I cockslap morals
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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