i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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