so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
i think i just lost a toe
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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