I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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