New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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