Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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