none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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