I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
