Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
