just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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