Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
