Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I have fence marks all over my body
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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