Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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