Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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