I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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