ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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