So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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