guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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