you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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