So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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