worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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