I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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