I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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