we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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