I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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