Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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