I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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