My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
You did what with his pubic hair?
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