are you so shy because you have an std?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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