We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He did a backflip because drugs
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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