hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Randomize
