apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
