whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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