omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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