Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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