Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Did we literally take a cab across the street
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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