Me. At least after what I've been through.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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