He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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