Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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