Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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