one might say we're banned from that church
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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