do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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