So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I skipped work to stalk him.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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