I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Randomize
