Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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