problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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