You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Randomize