People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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