So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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