Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
