I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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